In typography, kerning is the process of adjusting the space between two specific characters. Most of us never give it a second thought, but it’s wild how much that tiny detail can matter.
Put two letters a little too close together, or leave too much room between them, and suddenly a perfectly normal phrase can take on a completely different meaning. Sometimes, the result is hilariously unfortunate.
To show you what we mean, we’ve rounded up the funniest spacing fails from the subreddit r/keming. Scroll down to check them out.
#1 Bamboo Chops Ticks
#2 I Was Told To Put This Here
#3 Hyperpig
At first glance, r/keming might look like someone misspelled the subreddit’s name. In reality, it’s a clever nod to the very problem the community is all about.
When the letters “r” and “n” are placed too close together, they can easily pass for an “m.” Squish them in “kerning,” and you get “keming.”
#4 Tomado
#5 One Does Not Simply Walk Into Mordor
#6 Petarea
As we mentioned, kerning is all about the space between letters, and the word itself has a pretty interesting backstory.
According to Vocabulary.com, it comes from the French “carne,” meaning “projecting angle,” which goes back to the Latin word for “hinge.” Its typography meaning was born in old-school print shops.
#7 Bat Hro On
#8 Thekings Arms
#9 Not Even Sure What To Title This
Back when printing relied on metal type, every character was cast on its own little block. Some letters, like the tail of a “j” or the top of an “f,” stuck out past the edge of that block.
These overhanging bits were called kerns, and they let neighboring characters sit closer together for a neater fit, as CreativePro explains. Sometimes printers even had to cut away part of the metal itself, so the whole process was slow and expensive.
#10 Opiniona Ted
#11 Found One In The Wild. The Place Is Called Now Here Coffee
#12 His Panic And La Tinx
Thankfully, digital fonts made kerning way easier. Most fonts today come with built-in spacing adjustments for tricky pairs, and design software can add or remove space with just a few clicks.
Letter spacing, however, is just one small part of typography. The way text is designed in general plays a huge role in how we take in information. We might not stop to think about it, but it affects us every time we read something.
#13 Leavec Hildren Unatt Ended No
#14 Can You Really Blame This On Kerning?
#15 Empowering The Next Gene Ration
In 2012, filmmaker Errol Morris decided to test this with an interesting experiment on The New York Times website.
He posted a quiz titled “Are You an Optimist or a Pessimist?” that asked readers to go through a short passage and decide whether they believed its claim was true. What the 45,000 people who took part didn’t know was that the quiz was really about something else.
Morris wanted to see how people responded to the same passage when it was displayed in different typefaces. Each reader randomly got one of six fonts: Baskerville, Georgia, Computer Modern, Helvetica, Comic Sans or Trebuchet.
As it turns out, people were more likely to believe the passage when it appeared in Baskerville.
Never miss a story that brings joy to the world.
#16 Say It In Cry Stals
#17 Forsy The Park
#18 This Waffle House Is Cosed
Typefaces generally fall into two big families. Serif styles, like Times New Roman, have tiny decorative strokes at the ends of each letter. Sans serif options, like Arial, skip them for a cleaner look.
For years, the common wisdom said serifs belong in print while their sleeker cousins work better on screens. However, after reviewing over a century of research, psychologist John T. E. Richardson found that adult readers generally show no clear preference for either one.
#19 It Gets Better The Longer I Look At It
#20 This Hotel In St. Louis Bothers Me Every Time I Drive Past It
#21 They Did Her Wrong
Steve Jobs was one person who took these little details very seriously. After dropping out of college, he sat in on a calligraphy class and learned about serif and sans serif typefaces, along with how to vary the spacing between letter combinations.
He shared the story during his famous 2005 Stanford commencement speech, saying it all came back to him a decade later while designing the first Macintosh. “It was the first computer with beautiful typography,” Jobs said. He even credited that single class for the Mac having multiple typefaces and proportionally spaced fonts.
#22 Wand Er Thr Ough The Worl Ds
#23 Found This One At Work
#24 Do Not Overin Flate
So the next time you walk past a shop sign or scroll through your phone, take a second to notice the letters. A lot of thought usually goes into how they’re shaped and spaced.
And when nobody pays enough attention, well, that’s how we end up with the hilarious fails on this list.
#25 Um Not Sure If This Belongs Here
#26 Wild ⽇derflower
#27 Because The B And A At The Start Of “Barista” Are Too Close, This Actually Says “Frista” In Braille
#28 Kay Akkids
#29 Found In A Budget Shop In Romania
#30 Me R Cy Vintage
#31 This Inspirational Sign In My Doctor’s Office Drives Me Crazy Every Time I Get To Number 7
#32 The Font At Work. I’ve Been Dealing With This For Nearly 23yr
#33 How Do I Even Read This
#34 Stay Hydra Ted
#35 Bo W Li Ng
#36 “M Ake Aw I Sh” From A Shrinky Dink Kit
#37 Who’s Tom Ercer?
#38 This Sign At My Local Pharmacy Is An Abomination
#39 Finally, Inverse Keming
#40 If You Say So!
#41 Player Of Theyear
#42 Plattsburghintl.airport
#43 Can’t Wait To Use This While Birdw Atching
#44 If The Mug Warmer Hots Urface, Ur Using It Wrong
#45 The Back Of A Staff’s Uniform At A Restaurant Called “Keming”
#46 A Waming To All
#47 Why Is Ontario Kerned Differently?
#48 Egregious… But Inevitable Considering LEGO Strict Sticker Placement Rules, I Suppose
#49 Ham
#50 Con Ven Ience Store
#51 M At He MA T Ic S
#52 The Number Spacing On This Wall Clock
#53 What Type Of Meat Is Dhuck?
#54 Libr AR Y
#55 F O Ur T E E Nmile Creek
#56 Someone Messed Up The Spacing A Bit
#57 T He P Residential Walk Of Fame
#58 Chillf Est Returns For A Second Year
#59 Apostrophes Are Wider Than Spaces In Breeze Airways’ Font
#60 W Elcome Centre
#61 CA Sino
#62 My Wife Is A Reading A Nov El
#63 I Visited Headquarters Today. Who The Heck Swiped The G?
#64 Me Me Me Me
#65 T He O Val O Ffice
#66 My Leg Tattoo 😬